I got a chuckle out of a story that I read on pages 155-156 of M. Scott Peck's Further Along the Road Less Traveled: The Unending Journey Toward Spiritual Growth.
man came up to the minister after the church service and told him that
his sermon revolutionized his life. The minister asked which part of
his sermon did so. And the man responded that it was when the minister
said "That completes this first part of what I wanted to tell you and now it's time I moved on to the second part of my sermon."
The man said that this made him realize that he had come to the end of
the first part of his life, and he now needed to proceed to the second
Lol. That's probably not what the minister expected to hear!
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